Awkwartunity
Various opportunities one faces throughout the day to either be awkward or evade social comprimising.
Awkwartunity by OneLove1 April 5, 2010
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Awkwartunity
an awkward opportunity; usually occurs at but not restricted to social events.
1) A situation when you are so starstruck by the person with whom you have just made acquaintance, that you proceed to fumble words, use 'um' a lot, and are generally awkward.
2) When you are being offered an amazing opportunity but the conversation of details is cut short by an interruption such as "an important call". The conversation is then stopped and is never to be continued and the opportunity falls impossibly out of reach.
3) A typical rom-com meeting situation where you literally run into the person you've had a crush on for the longest time or the person you'll love for the rest of your life (could be same person), you unintentionally expose something embarrassing to them, or any similar situation.
1) A situation when you are so starstruck by the person with whom you have just made acquaintance, that you proceed to fumble words, use 'um' a lot, and are generally awkward.
2) When you are being offered an amazing opportunity but the conversation of details is cut short by an interruption such as "an important call". The conversation is then stopped and is never to be continued and the opportunity falls impossibly out of reach.
3) A typical rom-com meeting situation where you literally run into the person you've had a crush on for the longest time or the person you'll love for the rest of your life (could be same person), you unintentionally expose something embarrassing to them, or any similar situation.
I just met him the other day when I came out of the bathroom and he walked over to tell me that I had a toilet paper tail. We have a date next Friday. It was a total awkwartunity!
Awkwartunity by andirou April 23, 2013
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awkwardtunity
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awkwardtunity by Jaella08 October 23, 2011
Awkwardtunity
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Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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