awkward hand 

When a guy's arm is around a girl's waist, and the hand of that arm awkwardly rests beside her if the guy is too afraid to place it on her thigh, butt, etc. Often confused with awkward arm, but is not the same thing

Boy: "Dude, talk about an awkward hand when you were cuddling with Matt the other night!"

Girl: "I know! Someone needs to tell him to do something about that."

awkward hand by Awkward Handed March 20, 2010

Awkward Hand Job 

When a male convinces a male or female friend to give him a hand job. It is an emotionless act, and is purely a mechanical action. The friend is guilted into performing the act, usually being unenthusiastic and employing sloppy technique. As neither party is interested, the receiver usually finds it difficult to maintain an erection, and climax is rarely achieved.

Neither party benefits from this transaction, and it is usually considered the low point of any friendship. This uncomfortable incident usually leads to a brief hiatus in the friendship while both parties come to terms with their awkward feelings of guilt/shame.

An awkward hand job may be used a form of currency or bartering system for minor favors or small amounts of money.

Used in conversation as "AHJ".

Example (Awkward Hand Job):

Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!

Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.

Person 1: ... fine... :-/

Awkward Hand Job by kevseany August 4, 2012

Awkward hand syndrome 

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

Awkward hand syndrome by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017

Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

Awkward Handshake by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012

Pretty Handsome Awkward 

A song by The Used that is rumored to be about Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, becuase of the fact that Bert McCracken (Lead Singer of The Used) and Gerard Way had a "Falling-Out".

Gerard McCracken...LOL! ...the good old days... although I luv the song Pretty Handsome Awkward...

Pretty Handsome Awkward by _music_luver_person_ February 22, 2009