awesometini 

An exclamation used in response to a situation that so far exceeds all normal levels of awesome that the only natural form of celebration is to have a cocktail.

Can also be used as a sarcastic response to something that is driving you to drink.

Note: An upscale, sophisticated relative of “awesomecake”

Celebratory: It's taken me years but I finally made it to Level 3...awesometini!

Sarcastic: So, it's 6pm and I only have 4 more hours of work today...awesometini.
Note: When going with the sarcastic usage, it's best to insert a dramatic pause between "awesome" and "tini"

awesometini by Sunshine Kat May 15, 2009

Awesomenitis

being so totally awesome its not even funny. God-like awesomeness.

that guy kyle is the personification of awesomenitis.

Shannon was hoping to contract awesomenitis by hanging around with kyle.

Awesomenitis by awesome7572 March 30, 2009

awesomerifical 

awesome terrific

Your top is sooo awesomerifical

awesomerifical by MissWordLuva August 15, 2010

Awesomenisity 

A word describing something so phenomenal that only the creation of a word, such as “awesomenisity”, can allow the human brain to comprehend its magnitude...BOOM!!!

Stephen Colbert's level of “awesomenisity” is so high that only sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads that eat hip-hop dancing hamsters, have the ability to “think” they might have heard of him…in a dream…maybe…

Awesomenisity by The Penguin Gazette October 3, 2011

Awesometic

Of or pertaining to awesome, generally being awesome all the time.

"Did you meet the new kid Peter? He's a pretty cool guy."
"Yeah I heard he's awesometic."

Awesometic by CoolEthan September 29, 2014

anti-awesometic

relating to or characterized by anti-awesomeism; hating awesome people

Barney Stinson: "I have to face an ugly truth. Jerry Whitaker, my own father, is anti-awesometic!"

anti-awesometic by BrownBear69 May 9, 2011

awesomeing 

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.

Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"

awesomeing by JDMGio April 23, 2010