autofrag 

(verb) to autofrag onesself

- to self-destruct, especially accidentally as a result of playing with fun high explosives such as fragmentation grenades.

- to have a nervous breakdown, for example, as a result of a conversation with a culturally repressed foreigner

(verb) to autofrag another

- to cause another person to loose their mind, say, by incessantly pestering them about mindless and terminally useless philosophical or religious banter

(noun) an autofrag

- the successful act of autofragging someone or oneself

That fat, hairy, brown bastard made me autofrag in my shorts after talking at me for an hour.

I had an autofrag yesterday because I didn't get to drink any beer.

Don't try autofragging me.. i've had a shitty day and i haven't taken my medication.

autofrag by littlecazzo October 14, 2009

autotragic

Alternate name for an automatic transmission. The substitution of "tragic" conveys the pointlessness, wastefulness, and ultimately, futility, of aforesaid transmission.

Users are doomed to a sad life of dullness and monotony; they posses no goal other than to get from point A to point B using the minimum of brainpower. There is no joy in their lives. A tragedy for our times.

The red Subaru WRX looked hot, until i realized it was an autotragic. I went home and cursed an uncaring god who has clearly forsaken us.

autotragic by ConcernedInCleveland February 8, 2007

Autofag 

Someone who uses a G3SG1 or SCAR-20 in the game Counterstrike Global Offensive or CSGO.

Someone whos so bad at CSGO he resorts to op weapons like the negev or an auto sniper.

"yo Minecraft_killa_69 is sniping down mid"
"Whats he using"

"A Scar"
"What an Autofag"

Autofag by Autismo_MkII June 1, 2017

autotragically 

When something happens automatically, but in a very bad way

This program that the last guy wrote autotragically "cleaned" all the users' data; you can imagine how that went over.

autotragically by ITAZ September 15, 2010

autobragography 

An often long-winded, over-glamorized account of the life of a celebrity or notable personality as told or written by the celebrity.

Did you see William Shatner has published another autobragography about his illustrious career?

autobragography by Gary Grossheim May 13, 2008

Autofaggot 

Autofaggot is an item automated in faggot terms(usually people but other items are welcome as well), usually programmed in C#. These items have the tendency the refrain from defining themselves with binary genders (most common: Male, Female, Attack Helicopter, Non Silenced Assault Rifle or Non Genitaled Hoe) and refer to themselves as other genders (such as: non coloured spoon, tree, pizza without cheese, thermostat or other). This process is automated otherwise the person needs to be a faggot manually which is very time consuming. Fuck biology honestly if you want to be a non binary nuclear Bluetooth speaker go ahead i really don't care. Autofaggots are separated in 2 categories, Professional and Hobbyist. A Professional Autofaggot makes money in ways of faggot I can only imagine are gay. Hobbyist Autofaggots usually make little to no money as they may have a carrer as a makeup artist or president or something.

Teacher: How about you Billy, what does your father do for a living?
Billy: My father is a Professional Autofaggot, and I want to be just like him when I grow up

Autofaggot by ShitsJustAJoke December 3, 2020

autorage 

Sudden spike in mood. Likely Rage, can be horror(including other feelings) triggered by automated processes which generate unintended consequences.

I couldn't help but autorage when I asked for Vaginas but all I meant to say was; Fajitas!

autorage by 0cano December 6, 2019