autec 

A base in the Bahamas where all you have to do is Drink and have no life. A place that you come to and next thing you know you have been there over a decade and you have been sucked in and cant get out of its death grip.

Zach has been on Autec waaaaaaay to long!

autec by Zachhhjb October 16, 2007

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

autocorrected 

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.

Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.

autocorrected by dRe420 December 9, 2010

Autocorrect 

Fuck autocorrect

Fuck autocorrect

Autocorrect by Fuck autocorrect October 7, 2019

autocarrot 

A smartphone function which makes people write really stupid things.

And then she didn't understand why I wanted to duck her... Ducking autocarrot!

autocarrot by 1CPL593h July 30, 2017

Autocar 

1. An American automobile manufacturer that switched to making heavy-duty trucks early in its lifespan. Still in business today, but they only make garbage trucks.

2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.

1. If you're going to go head to head with a Hummer H2, then get yourself an Autocar.

2. Autocar magazine never tested out any Autocar trucks, ironically.

Autocar by swat1975 October 20, 2008

antecrastinate 

Doing today what could better be put off until tomorrow. The opposite of procrastination.

While it would have been better to wait until garbage day tomorrow to throw out my trash, I decided to antecrastinate and instead put several heaping bags of foul trash onto the street today.

antecrastinate by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010