atrociphone

Atrociphones are words that sound like other words, but actually mean horrible things.

Coined by Zach Weinersmith (SMBC, The Nib).

"When my English friend asked me for a fag, he wanted a cigarette, but I thought he meant its atrociphone!"

"At least you didn't ask your friend's mom if you could pet her pussy!"

by atrociphile April 30, 2014