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A made up word, often used by chemistry teachers when you annoy them! meaning to zap someone in to basically nothingness!
Teacher: Shut up and continue with your work!!

Pupil: (turns around and chats to friend) erm yer, so

Teachers: I'm going to atomise you in a mintute!
atomise by rocknrollruthie06 September 10, 2006
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electrothermal atomizer 

a carbon or metal device through which an electrical current is passed in order to subject substances to heat treatment that isolates and identifies the chemical composition of that substance
"what's the chemical composition of this substance? better use the old electrothermal atomizer..."

Atomizer 

One puts cocaine upon rectum , when ready, partner farts while other partner sniffing asshole... and poof ATOMIZER
Tonight I really want an atomizer.
Atomizer by Nerf43 December 5, 2020
the best skin maker in all of krunker.io (lies but he's pretty good)
"hey, have you seen that Poseidon skin made by Atomize?" "yeah it makes me cream"
atomize by buttchiik November 11, 2020

automisery 

self-loathing, self-hatred, self-hate.

Origin: Greek ("auto, 'self'" + "miso, 'to hate'")

Since misery is a state of hatred of some, or all, of one's surroundings, automisery becomes the hatred of oneself.

Reference: Galdebrach, The Lord of Time; a time-travel series by Dan Trivates
Esau wallowed in automisery, as he reflected on the many poor decisions he had made, over the course of his life.
automisery by Dan Trivates August 21, 2012

Atomigender 

It is somebody who identifies as an atomic bomb
I’m atomigender, all my life i have wanted to explode hiroshima just like the A bomb
No dude i aint atomiphobic
Atomigender by Chaos! Chaos! September 8, 2020
Postulate in which equality is achieved by minimizing the draw-distance between limina-primes on transfinity and limina-primes in panformalism.
Equality is the orthogonal draw-distance between prime surface areas on the plane of transfinity and liminal surface-areas on the cylinder of panformalism.

Atomism proffers that collective minimization of the draw-distance achieves equality.
atomism by fightfacilities November 10, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
ā€œI reached the TikTok Farlands broā€
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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