asshole van 

An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.

When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.

On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.

If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.

asshole van by Takuban November 16, 2006

assholean 

Of or pertaining to the actions of a complete asshole

assholean by Kold Kore February 17, 2003

assholerance 

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.

I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!

assholerance by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009

Assholeianisim 

1. to be such an asshole its amazing

2. a way of life

their lives are assholeianisim personified

Assholeianisim by DpcxAlphaMale August 20, 2009

assholeianisim 

not only a new word ,,,, but a way of life for assholes ,,, what she jack the stalker is,, someone thats such a loser its amazing

she jacks assholeianisim is amazing

assholeianisim by Dpcx of aol July 30, 2008

Assholeian 

The act of being overly and excessively an asshole to a specific person or group of people to attempt and benefit themselves. This never normally works for the person(assholeian) because they forget to think about the feelings of the people around them and they end up getting hated by them and hurt their friends in the process.

Person A: "Oh my god, did you just see John V. M. just touch me? And not only is he talking to literally all the girls in our grade, but he's also talking to the girls one to three grades below us."

Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."

Assholeian by cnhs god November 5, 2017

Fat Assholeanism 

The art of worshipping Fat Asshole and longing to enter his grids as devourers of all things.

I practiced Fat Assholeanism in Martin, Michigan.

Fat Assholeanism by WorshipperOfTheFat November 18, 2019