1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is
2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole
2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole
Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."
Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."
Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."
by TWKonarik August 7, 2011
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