asshole qi 

The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.

For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.

asshole qi by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019

assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

assholeish 

having charateristics that of an asshole.
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole

you're being assholeish

assholeish by allmyidea May 27, 2005

Assholelisity 

The degree of one's assholeness, referenced in degree or percfentage

That guy has a high degree of assholelisity; Her assholelisity index is 100%

Assholelisity by jbyrd December 13, 2006

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.

Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.

Assholeriffic by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010

assholebitch 

an asshole who is so past the point of douchedom that the word bitch must be added to form a compound word

jerry is such a douche,what an asshole wait no,assholeBITCH

assholebitch by khaleasuperfunky February 7, 2010