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Ass Pisser 

One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.
(insert name of prick here) (Tyler Staley) is an Ass Pisser.
Ass Pisser by Ninjow October 28, 2011

Ass Pisser 

A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.
Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
Ass Pisser by duxb August 13, 2025

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.
Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?
Passenger's Ass by $e9a October 25, 2009

asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.
Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!

assassernate 

(verb) To inflict massive amounts of bodily harm on a person or creature, usually in a overblown and spectacular manner.
<Ringmasta> Well, anyone need me to come assassernate something before I go get drunk?
assassernate by Vic T January 11, 2009