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the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.
tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.
by freedav05 December 20, 2006
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