ass crisps

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.

After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.

by splosion squad September 28, 2009

Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

Crisp ass

A perfect ass.

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!

by A-mazz-ing February 3, 2017

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013