ass crash 

Crashing your truck because you were staring at a girls ass. She may have been pumping gas or jogging. You are at high risk of an ass crash near a college campus, particularly in the south.

Guy 1: hey man can you give me a ride my truck is in the shop

Guy 2: what happened

Guy 1:I got ass crashed again...

Guy 2: that'll happen

Guy 1: that'll happen (nodding in agreement)

ass crash by Thatguy87403 May 20, 2014

ass crash

Nfl play in which the qb is pushed from behind by a teammate.

The Pittsburgh steelers ass crashed Aaron Rodgers into the endzone

ass crash by asscrashmcgee October 20, 2026

ass cash or grass 

Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed

You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home

ass cash or grass by Bullhand May 24, 2016

ass cashew 

A piece of fecal matter. Excrement. A turd.

The ass cashew gave off a vile stench from the bathroom.

ass cashew by Team Penis March 16, 2003

drunk ass cash 

One whose use for money is not smart and spent on ridiculous items. Basically a very dumb individual.

Man why did you buy that dildo, you got drunk ass cash.

drunk ass cash by Drunk boi December 31, 2017

ass cash 

A piece of pop culture with no soul that was written solely for the author to make money.

Example: What were they thinking when they made Matrix 3? That is such a piece of ass cash.

ass cash by FoolishMe June 24, 2008

Cashed Ass Hoe 

A girl that is cashed. "Cashed" in the sense that stoners use it, to imply that the bowl is empty, and the person is attempting to burn the post resin. This future pro-noun applies to woman that are completely empty and or useless. In essense the paystub to an already cashed check, usually it implies to a girl that was of worth such as a once full bowl of chronic has worth to a stoner, but now has fallen down multiple slippery slopes to the point of maintaining no worth. There is no hope for these woman as one cannot become uncashed, unless she builds a time machine and prevents the intial cashing process.

Guy 1: Did that girl just get fucked by 6 dudes at the same time ?

Guy2: Yeah she used to have alot of worth when she was dating Spencer Sample, but then he broke up with her, setting forth the cashing process. Tonight those 6 neanderthals just smoked the last of the resin, that was her self esteem, the last one was about to come until he realized she was a cashed ass hoe, which lead him to refraining from climaxing, spitting on her, and then going home and cutting off his own penis.

Cashed Ass Hoe by S.J. Sample December 9, 2010