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Escape from Asscatraz 

Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.
Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz
Any person that does something incredibly stupid. ie: dumping bong water all over your friends bed.

See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone
"Oh! I'm always the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"
Asscat by Joe Beano & Sticky December 11, 2003
The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.
Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.
Asscation by JSwizz December 10, 2011

asscatapult 

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.
So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

asscatapult by Steve Viola November 3, 2008
A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)
-Dude, that chick is one fine mamajamba.
-Yo stay away from her man, Bitch got asscats!
AssCats by nicandjon February 8, 2006

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