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arrghasm 

N: a pirate (more commonly named Steve) that is so good at sexing up the villagers that they no longer have orgasms, but the have arrghasms instead.
Ladies: look Steve is back!

Steve: you ladies ready to arrghasm?!
Lady one: oh Steve!
Lady two: American noodle dip me Steve!
arrghasm by Coltapnea December 9, 2013
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aarghasm 

An unpleasant orgasm because of pain, fear of pregnancy, disease or embarassment
My rubber broke when I was shafting this poxy whore causing me to have an aarghasm
aarghasm by argusm June 7, 2007
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an orgasm that occurs when being aroused because of Pirates.
dude, yesterday in class we were talking about Pirates and i totally had an arrgasm.
i dressed up like a Pirate the other day and when i looked in the mirror i had an arrgasm.
i heard about those Pirates stealing from the american ships and i had the best arrgasm of my life. fuck yeah Pirates!
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