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Armoury humper

A person or mammal who, in a game of Natural-Selection (a half-life mod) persistently sits in front of the armoury getting more ammo.

Whilst doing this he/she becomes incapable of even basic human functions such as speech, hearing or killing the alien which is in the process of killing his/her team-mates.

They are widely hated by most other NS players, who have far better things to do, like beg the commander for a shotgun.
Omg you n00b armoury humper! Get through the f**king phase gate!!!!11
by Nil_IQ January 6, 2004
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Armoury Crate

A software created by ASUS ROG, for controlling and utilizing most of ASUS ROG products
Mẹ nó mấy loz SPC phá đéo tả được, xài Armoury Crate đéo xóa. Để riết hư mẹ máy
by Damn VinhHungw December 7, 2021
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Russian Reactive Armour

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.
The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.
by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023
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Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.
Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."
by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008
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Jigsaw Armory

Guns. Serving all your needs for when the cast of Jersey Shore comes to town.
I just gave you an example. Jigsaw Armory.
by Michael Douglas & Sons November 22, 2010
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Armoured Wank Ball

Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com
by Kamakazibuttsecks February 2, 2006
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Beer Armour

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.
Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.
by DeDLoK March 7, 2005
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