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armatard 

Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.
"SU-75 is sure to make western mutts seethe"

"Fuck off, armatard."
armatard by Xxx_Eug3n3_St0n3r_xxX January 24, 2022
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armature 

A word used when one cannot spell "amateur".
Eg. Denver: Those guys are armatures, they can't jack off, blow niggas and give midgets handjobs simultaneously like I do.
Dallas: Yeah maynne, they is armatures.
armature by GoatVomit January 23, 2014

Dirty Armati 

When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati

Armadyl Godsword 

The Armadyl godsword is one of the four variants of the legendary Godsword that was fought over during the God Wars of RuneScape, requiring 75 Attack to wield, it is created by attaching an Armadyl hilt to a completed godsword blade, which has no requirements to create and can be done by any player. Along with the Bandos godsword, the Saradomin godsword, and the Zamorak godsword, the Armadyl godsword carries the highest slash bonus and highest strength bonus of all melee weapons in the game.

Like all godswords, the Armadyl godsword has a special attack, The Judgment, which deals damage with a 37.5% (125% multiplied by the hidden 110% every godsword possesses) higher maximum hit than a normal attack, using 50% of the special attack bar.

Players can attach an Armadyl godsword ornament kit, obtained from master clue scrolls, to cosmetically enhance the godsword, creating an Armadyl godsword (or). This only alters its appearance, and gives no stat enhancements. It also becomes untradeable, but it can be dismantled, returning the godsword and ornament kit.
Player 1 (Noob.): Woah, what sword is that?
Player 2 (Maxed): This, my friend, is an Armadyl Godsword.
Armadyl Godsword by lmperfect November 6, 2016
Largest city in the Republic of Kazakhstan, known as Alma-Ata in Soviet times. Rapidly modernizing with the booming Kazakh economy and generally being awesome.

Very cold in winter, can be hot in summer. Great place for winter sports.
I'm going ice skating at Medeo, but first I have to find a hotel room in Almaty.

My girlfriend's from Almaty. She's sooooooo hot for someone who comes from such a cold place! I love making out with her.
almaty by NuttyJ January 12, 2008
A strong woman defined by many characteristics, among many are; beautiful, elegant, funny, cute, determined, and down right brilliant. Although Armaity will doubt herself to many people shes the best thing in the world, worthy of nothing more but perfection. Knowing Armaity is only part of a long journey of love but when you get to know her the journey gives you many roads into understanding what a truly lovely human being she is, and show you how much good she can do in her life.
Persephone herself couldn't show the love that Armaity shows, among everything she is faithful and real.
Armaity by Foutables April 4, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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