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arizona coyotes 

A shitty NHL franchise located in the desert. They had cool uniforms, but then they changed and it sucks now. Achieve just over 70% attendance which is too for 3rd worst in the league. Bettman and his Bett-Minions owned them for a few years because nobody would want to buy them.

AKA- Quebec Nordiques, Seattle Metropolitans
Ex.- Guy: Hey did you see the arizona coyotes game last night? Buddy: What do you mean? Nobody watched it, the arena was completely empty.
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