are you thick

british saying meaning, "are you dumb?" said when someone says something so unbelievably stupid that you need to ask if they're thick in the head.

"mexico sells avocados, right?"
"uh, yeah?"
"well, when trump builds a wall, where are we supposed to get avocados?"
"....are you thick?"

by cockstina February 9, 2017

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021