ardeur 

An extremely annoying plot device implemented by Laurell K. Hamilton in her later Anita Blake books, in which the main character has an insatiable sexual appetite resulting in countless gratuitous sex scenes.

"I miss when Anita raised the dead, now all she does is feed her ardeur."

ardeur by PessimisticGrace August 10, 2006

Jacinda Ardern

An absolute intellectual powerhouse compared to other leaders. She also is the Prime Minister of New Zealand

Guy 1 - Bro, Jacinda Ardern is such a good Prime Minister, she handles everything so well!
Guy 2 - I know right, especially this coronavirus!
Guy 3 - She's such an intellectual powerhouse.

Jacinda Ardern by JammyBoye April 29, 2020

Ardernite

Person who follows the decrees of the New Zealand Dictator Jacinda Ardern with blind loyalty and mindless devotion.

Captain’s Log, Stardate 041121.532

We are now in day 79 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 3, 2021

Ardernity 

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.

This is going to feel like an ardernity

Ardernity by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.

Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?

Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

An Ardernity 

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

An Ardernity by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022

adeurp 

A proclamation referring to one who makes a complete ass out of him/herself in front of everybody.

Man 1: Dude, I had a dream that I was giving head to a duck last night...

Man 2: Adeurp!

adeurp by potthuh November 14, 2010