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appoligy 

Incorrect spelling of "apology."

If someone uses this spelling to request an apology, the request is nullified on account of dumbassery.
Prick: "You defamed my good name! I want an appoligy"

Normal Person: "You can have an 'appoligy' (whatever that is), but you won't get a proper apology from me."
appoligy by TheAchelle March 26, 2013
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Appology 

1) noun.
A common misspelling of "apology", usually pointed out to the writer by assholes to make themselves appear smarter than they actually are.

2) noun
The study of electronic applications, most commonly concerning smart phones and tablets.
See: App
1) Writer: "I'd like to make an appology for my behavior last night."
Asshole: "It's spelled 'apology'."
Writer: "Go suck a dick, Ron."

2) "I can't wait to show Jenny that I'm a master of appology by hooking her up with the best iPhone apps!"
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Appology 

The study of apps. The art of helping awesome apps find quality users, organically.
I think I need to take a course in Appology.

"Girl, look at your downloads, you really need to brush up on your appology"
Appology by Mobile Action June 19, 2014

appolighize 

When you tell someone you're sorry, but you don't really fuckin mean it.
I appolighize for that on behalf of our entire leadership team - especially marketing (but not really, because I was at home while all you cunts were getting your asses kicked).
appolighize by YasssssssChef! November 4, 2020
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