appolighize

When you tell someone you're sorry, but you don't really fuckin mean it.

I appolighize for that on behalf of our entire leadership team - especially marketing (but not really, because I was at home while all you cunts were getting your asses kicked).

by YasssssssChef! November 4, 2020

appligize

How Donald Trump pronounces the word "apologize"

I deeply appligize, my good sir

by Hugh Mungus 2.0 January 19, 2017