apple vagina 

When a woman's vagina is in the shape of an apple, or has an apple inserted inside of it.

If your name is Caterina, you automatically have apple vagina.

Ew. No. You have a dirty apple vagina.

apple vagina by coolio jones8 January 24, 2011

apple vagina 

One with bad peripherals gets insulted and uses "by the way, there is an apple in your vagina" as a comeback, all while watching a rom com, bitch.

A girl knocks over a glass of water and gets bitched at by an apple vagina, so she says "by the way, there is an apple in your vagina".

apple vagina by 3968 January 17, 2009

Crisscross Apple vagina 

An act committed by two lady callers that involves 4 legs and two vaginas and a lot of leg power.

Those young lady's were crisscross Apple vagina all night.

Crisscross Apple vagina by Breadsticks&croutons April 26, 2016

Vaginal Apple Cider 

When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.

Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.

Vaginal Apple Cider by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006