Apple sack

Another word for testicles.

He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.

by Nik Gonzales May 23, 2006

Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

by Big Fizz October 7, 2009

apple sacks

low hanging ball sacks

Ashley enjoys apple sacks!

by Vadim Spam October 30, 2010

Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.

Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.

by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

Applejack

Applejack is an Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with her grandmother Granny Smith, her brother Big McIntosh, her sister Apple Bloom, and her dog, Winona. She represents the element of honesty. Applejack is dependable and loyal, always willing to help anypony in need. She works at Sweet Apple Acres mainly as an apple bucker, though the Apples occasionally farm carrots and corn as well. She is a good sisterly figure to Apple Bloom and supports her friends well on their adventures.

Applejack is best pony.

by Natalia1337 January 20, 2013

Applejacked

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.

"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."

by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005

Applejack

A pony that lives in ponyville,she lives on an apple farm with Granny Applesmith; Applebloom; and Big Macintosh. She is the element of honesty, She has 5 friends, Twilight Sparkle (element of Magic) Rarity (element of generosity) Fluttershy (element of kindness) Rainbow dash (element of loyalty) and Pinkie pie (element of laughter). And She is the best Pony of the Mane 6. Hello and Goodnight Pony Thread.

Applejack

by Carlswagsly January 2, 2012