1. Agonizingly Painful Crazily Horrible Evil Misery In Stressful Torture Ruining You

2. Satan's lover who had affairs with Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Stalin

3. Soul-eater. On a literal level: flesh-eater.

4. If encountered, more fatal than solution saturated with 1000.010 molar HCl (note the significant digits.) Side effects may include but are not limited to death, nervous breakdowns, and insanity.

5. Emotional trauma. Mental suicide.
Finnegan: I had a near chemistry experience yesterday!
Trish: Is this why you were sent to the insane asylum?

Finnegan: <laughs hysterically as a consequence of chemical fumes>

Guy: You wanna go out with me?
Girl: I'd rather do ap chem.

Friend: You need some ice for that burn?
by chazele May 25, 2009
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