anoraknophobia

where the person suffering said disease is uncontrollably scared of anoraks and other H20-stopping garments, such as the most commonly feared 'umbrella', or 'brolly' for short

Person 1:"Dude! Why aren't you wearing a coat?"

Person 2:"I got Anoraknophobia, and im shit scared of bollies"

Person 1:"Oh, Ok. U wanna get pizza?"

anoraknophobia by Big Willy K ennet December 16, 2008

Anorackophobia 

When you have a fear of flat-chested girls or women

Person #1: Dude look at this cute loli.
Person #2: *Screams*
Person #1: Oh sorry I forgot you had Anorackophobia

Anorackophobia by Victor Marie Hugo October 8, 2017