animal magnetism

refers to a person's natural sexual attractiveness or raw charisma, can't be learned, should be treated with caution and respected as a sixth sense.

It's Andrew's animal magnetism that lets him sit back and have both women and men flock to him for attention unaware of his aura, all the while he just sits there politely smiling luring in his prospects.

animal magnetism by mark daniels August 6, 2012

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Animal magnetism

The process by which your dad attracts many females that are way out of his league.

My animal magnetism has always netted me tons of hot babes.

Animal magnetism by Lovesomematt December 18, 2018

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animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

animal fagnetism by B Cube June 4, 2005

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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