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A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
Anal hair by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018

Anal hair tear 

When a man plucks his anal hairs.
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
Anal hair tear by hatesjeff November 14, 2009

Anal Hair Pasta 

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.
I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.
Anal Hair Pasta by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009

Zen's anal pubic hair 

The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.
My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!
Zen's anal pubic hair by 1637286462 September 27, 2017

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole
wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany
hairy anal hippo by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

Hairy Anal Bacon 

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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