The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.
Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "
by OutlawJN December 6, 2007
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