anal fruit 

n. The goodies that lie inside your lovers ass hole, that are their for your oral/penal picking.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.

Ted: Last night, I totally got a taste of Emily's anal fruit. But she can't have mine. She CANNOT HAVE MINE! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.

John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.

anal fruit by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

anal fruit 

can meen one of the following:

some one who has fruit in their anus

someone who is an idiot but also a homosexual.

"your an anal fruit!"

anal fruit by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 9, 2004

Anal Fruit Salad 

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

Anal Fruit Salad by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011