When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.
I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.
by BaconRainey October 16, 2014
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