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Man whore
He will do anything he can to date females that are mentally hadicapped
Often found walking with his mating partner "Hunter"
Develops homosexual relationships with 90% of all the males he may encounter
Can be found skate boarding with his obese freind's "Drew" And "Vincent"
Has the profound ability to attract obese males to mate with him
has a legion of obese children(Named after the 7 dwarfs"
If you may be obese we would highly recommend staying far away from his line of sight( Don't even blink!)
Seems to be able to feel geometric activities allowing him to sense obese men in 50 miles in all directions at all times
"That alex peterson kid was staring at my double chin again today"
by MicJeggertehpimpoverlordfuku November 17, 2013
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