aletima

A marriage between an animal and a human, resulting in a large headed manimal, who often is attracted to large whale-like features, especially blow holes. The marriage ceremony needs to take place near hot dogs (wrapped in bacon) or pizza, since that is the only thing a aletima can eat. This is often why scientist believe that the aletima has a large head.

Hey, did you happen to attend the aletima?
Yeah, but I couldn't really see the priest or the guests, there was a big head covering them up.
Yeah same here....man i'm never going to an aletima again.

by hermoine December 9, 2007

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

by The mystical M January 4, 2022

Nissan Altima

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

Nissan Altima

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.

Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .

by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

nissan altima

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.

“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”

by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022

Altima

The midsize Nissan sedan favored by Mexicans in LA as the most stylish, impressive ride that one can have. Similar to black people with older Cadillacs, Mexicans turn these moderately priced family sedans into show cars, with flashy rims, illegal tints, and RIP Lupe *Baby Angelita* Lopez 1983-2007 decals on the back window.

"Eyy, Marysol's been hating on me ever since I got my Altima. I mean, yeah, I gots moon roof and leather, but I'm still Carlita from the block!"

by carlitafromtheblock July 29, 2009

Aletia

Freaking Boss! Aletia is legit. A girl who is naturally more amazing than any other girl. Aletia knows what to say at all times. She's the best person you could ever meet. Aletia understands things simply. She can be creative and speak her mind without thinking at times although she can be very shy. She is extremely beautiful and is very easy to fall in love with. Her face is carved by angels, words can't begin to describe how perfect she is. That's right she wants only you!

sexy the boss funny loving drama llama llama queen Aletia is the boss leash

by BOSSBITCH November 24, 2012