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Alfajores 

an argentinian cookie that is very tasty.
usually made with caramel insides
Caramel Alfajores
Alfajores by sweet goalie November 22, 2011

AlexJones 

Cult Public Access TV/Radio personality. Who is super aggressive and attacks people in a mad and paranoid manner. Refers to one prone to the "conspiracy theory" ruse. What’s dangerous is the truth is mixed with lies to confuse and diminish the significance of whets being covered up disinformation
When you come up to somone and start talking a crazy paranoid stuff like.

"the black helicopters from Home Land Security are following me again"

"They got mercury in the vaccines. The boarders are wide open. Bush trained Osama, he was working for the CIA. The new world order killed Kenedy and al CIA is responsible for 911. see Infowars
also see KOOK
AlexJones by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004
1 alcohol induced amnesia - memory loss caused by excessive drinking

2 the terrible feeling of waking up in the morning with a mouth like a mongolian wrestlers jock strap and a massed brass band marching round the inside of your head lying nest to a woman you've never met in your life with no idea how you got there
jesus - i woke up with total alconesia - i set out for my stag party and the next thing i remember was waking up with shaved balls bollock naked in a phone box with a ratchet strap round the door
alconesia by timbaz February 7, 2010

Alcapone 

The most fucking bad human flyer on the face of the earth.It's full of crap in it's inside.If he is a player, he is worst than a bot on easy mode.
Guy1:"Guy 2 is REALLY ALCAPONE"
Guy2:"Don't insult me like that!"
Alcapone by Nunak April 2, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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