alauren

a beautiful woman who is scared of love and is yet scared of life in general she has a lot of pain in her eyes and eyes herself to sleep a lot but when she is alone is when it hurts her most. She is a strong warrior and has a beautiful voice and will accomplish many things in life when you try's

Alauren final found a true love aka jacob

by lilpickle12345 December 5, 2016

National Worship a Lauren day

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen

Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018

A Lauren

When you're on FaceTime to someone 24/7 but you've never met in person, but you consider them as a sister.

Person 1: Is it like A Lauren?
Person 2: Yeah, it's exactly like that.

by Freebie Freestyler January 27, 2018

Pull a Lauren

The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass

Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done

by Lil BamBam March 1, 2019

Pulling A Lauren

Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.

Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"

Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"

Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."

Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."

Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"

Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"

Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."

Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"

Person 2"Humping a pig?"

Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."

by wolf1205 October 6, 2012

a lauren

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut

Let's get weird and do a Lauren together

by Gypsyface May 5, 2016

A Lauren

When you're having a WhatsApp conversation with a girl, they read the message but don't reply for at least 30 minutes.

We're getting on great but she keeps doing a lauren and not answering my messages

by Joffalot May 24, 2017