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a beautiful woman who is scared of love and is yet scared of life in general she has a lot of pain in her eyes and eyes herself to sleep a lot but when she is alone is when it hurts her most. She is a strong warrior and has a beautiful voice and will accomplish many things in life when you try's

Alauren final found a true love aka jacob

alauren by lilpickle12345 December 5, 2016

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National Worship a Lauren day

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen

Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

National Worship a Lauren day by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018

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A Lauren

When you're on FaceTime to someone 24/7 but you've never met in person, but you consider them as a sister.

Person 1: Is it like A Lauren?
Person 2: Yeah, it's exactly like that.

A Lauren by Freebie Freestyler January 27, 2018

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Pull a Lauren

The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass

Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done

Pull a Lauren by Lil BamBam March 1, 2019

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Pulling A Lauren

Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.

Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"

Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"

Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."

Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."

Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"

Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"

Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."

Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"

Person 2"Humping a pig?"

Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."

Pulling A Lauren by wolf1205 October 6, 2012

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a lauren

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut

Let's get weird and do a Lauren together

a lauren by Gypsyface May 5, 2016

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A Lauren

When you're having a WhatsApp conversation with a girl, they read the message but don't reply for at least 30 minutes.

We're getting on great but she keeps doing a lauren and not answering my messages

A Lauren by Joffalot May 24, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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