Also referred to as the A.S.
T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum
condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic,
anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.
Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial
condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating
nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
