Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.

"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."

Alabama Mudpie by TableCruncher June 9, 2020

alabama mudpie

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, one must first shit into a confom or another type of pouch. Once you thoroughly mix it with lubrication (preferably flavored) you freeze it and wait. This is when the fun starts, as you grab a close relative (parent, sibling, cousin, grandma, etc.) and forcefully fill their orifice(s) with the aforementioned sack until one or both of you shits from excitement. Hence, the Alabama Mudpie.

Bill: Hey Dave, guess what.
Dave: What's up Bill?
Bill: I just gave granny the ol' Alabama Mudpie!
Dave: No way! I had my run at her last week!
(Slow-mo high-five)

alabama mudpie by RealBigDaddy420 February 8, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016