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1. Broke ass nigga who is livin of his 3rd baby mama

2. When your bangin your grl and talkin to your mom on the phone at the same time
1. He's such an afustic livin with his 3rd baby mama without a job.

2. I was bangin my chick afustic style when I gave my mom the recipe for fried chicken.
afustic by Parry107 February 2, 2007
fucking autism but a nicer way of saying it :)
i have severe acusticism
acustic by epic slav man 21 May 25, 2018
The meaning that you are the god of everything
Wow that guy is austic
austic by Ha gaaaay January 27, 2018
Mr Franczek is austic.
Austic by 360noScopeYpurMom69 December 23, 2019

austickle 

One who seems homosexual on the outside, but on the inside is heterosexual.
Oh Mike your such an austickle.
austickle by FancypantsPW October 30, 2013

agustics 

boobs, rack, breasts, tits ect.
Check out those agustics!
That chic has an agustic bomb on her chest!
agustics by bobdigi-in-safa April 1, 2009

austic taustic 

autistic but also a toaster, or a langden
Stop being so austic taustic, langden
austic taustic by migroy November 24, 2019
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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