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quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.
He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

after work job 

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
A name usually given to the most handsome and charming human being on the planet. He is loving and caring but doesn't show it to the outside world.
He is so Aftab, yaar , ithink so i love him
Aftab by The dark assasino January 17, 2018

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterclown 

The clean-up after some clown fucked sometjing up, or clowned the job. To clean up after some clown.
"Who fucked up the car?" He asked.
"My friend said he was a Mechanic" she replied.
"Great. I'll have to take it to the shop for an afterclown. Nice job." He said angerly.
Afterclown by toytechken October 18, 2014