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an unsightly rash brought on by the application of Afro Sheen to the skin for tanning purposes. This rash is typically cured through the use of Wheat Thins as a scratching aid.
I need to go to the doctor. I have an awful case of afropox.
- a sufferer
afropox by scubagirl July 30, 2005
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afropoon 

A girl that literally has an afro on her poon. Very hairy and unkept. Think of the scene in Scary Movie when he takes her pants off and has to use bush trimmers to clear the way.
I took off her panties and WAPOW her afropoon hit me in the face.
afropoon by Nick Maloney November 29, 2005

Afropolitan 

An African who was educated in the US or Europe and spends a significant amount of time in those parts of the world.

It doesn't matter whether they are born abroad or not; the important thing is their global perspective on issues, as well as their mixed cultural identity.
Becky: Hey Kofi, you're so hot. Where are you from?

Kofi: Well, I was born in Ghana but have lived in New York for the past fifteen years, so I'm a true Afropolitan. I eat fufu with as much dexterity as I eat a philly cheese steak!
Afropolitan by Mr_Cool March 16, 2012

Afropomorphism 

is the attribution or exaggeration of the attribution of considerable African American characteristics to non African Americans, non-human creatures and beings, phenomena, material states and objects or abstract concepts, usually comedic.
"Konichiwa, bitches!

Phyuck Yu (and Robyn)

Bitches creates an Afropomorphism in that this term is commonly considered an African American term of endearment and was used by an Asian person that would not likley use the term.

Robyn was Fergie before Fergie, ahead of her time.

Afropomorphism
Afropomorphism by kmos01 May 13, 2010
Is that Vanilla Ice on your playlist? Dude, that's not afropos!
afropos by Mark Bellman May 27, 2006

Afropolitan 

African + cosmopolitan collaboration of the two word

1. An African from the continent of dual nationality
2. An African born in the Diaspora
3. An African who identifies with their African and European heritage and mixed culture.
A truely Afropolitan style of dress.

Afropomorphism 

When someone who isn't black acts black.
Rachel Dolezal's black envy turned into full-blown afropomorphism.
Afropomorphism by Yellow Jackit February 9, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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