Automatic Double 

Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as an automatic double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.

Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"
Sean: "Automatic double every time bro!"
Mel: "LOLS"

Automatic Double by BerkeleyStudentFoodCollective September 23, 2011

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flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017