actual poo Share definition Flag one who smells like poo (i.e., bad) and/or acts like poo (i.e., crappy) so much that they are like actual poo. Bob is actual poo; he has been so difficult lately. actual poo by beanbeane July 28, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the actual poo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch