acob 

a nice way of calling someone an asshole , a cross between asshole and corn cob

That guy that works at the liquor store is a real acob. He is always a jerk.

acob by bigworm23111 March 7, 2014

rough as a cob 

In earlier times, a corncob was used by some for personal hygiene concluding a visit to the outhouse. To say that one is "rough as a cob" is to note their abrasive manner, or unpolished style of approach usually in regard to communications or actions.

You know John ain’t got no smarts, he’s as rough as a cob.

rough as a cob by NC get it right September 28, 2006

pwn on a cob 

1. The nutritious delicious foodstuff consumed almost primarily by geeks, allowing said geek to gain supreme pwnage powers - not for the n00b hearted. (Also prevents constipation).

2. Serious pwnage delivered swiftly witout mercy to several n00bs at any one time.

hey fellow quester, I just had some uber pwn on a cob.

all those n00bs just got some uber pwn on a cob by that lv38 mage.

pwn on a cob by not something geeky April 23, 2007

Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.

At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.

Titties on a Cob by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

nigger on a cob 

When a black man/nigger is killed he gets sliced up and put on a corn cob then slaves are forced to eat it

Now try a nigger on a cob

nigger on a cob by ILikMen69 May 16, 2022

rough as a cob 

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

rough as a cob by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Got a cob on 

Sulking (Leicester/East Midlands)

He's got a cob on because he can't go to the game.

Got a cob on by cbleicester October 29, 2009