abercrumbie 

What people too dumb to pronounce "Abercrombie" (ab-err-crom-bee) say when referring to the popular clothing company Abercrombie & Fitch.

kiki: "hey guys, im too sophisticated to wear clothes from ABERCRUMBIE & Fitch, so i buy all my clothes at Rue Couture from my lady friend who i gave head to."

xtine, petey, jen, andrea: "ooohh okkaayyy."

abercrumbie by Xtineee February 26, 2008

abercrombie sucks 

They suck. There clothes all look the same. They put their logos on every piece of clothing they make, and they don't make clothes that fit overweight people, which is cruel to some people. All of the so called "cool" kids wear them. Most of them just listen to one direction because the majority of the people that wear them are teenage girls. That is basically about it.

I saw a girl wearing abercombie on youtube. She had one direction posters everywhere. Case Closed. Abercrombie sucks.

abercrombie sucks by DrummerMan November 22, 2013

ambercrombie 

A mispronunciation for Abercrombie used by:

1) Overzealous 7-10 year olds desperate to fit into Abercrombie clothes like their older siblings. Idolize Massie Block from the Clique books and/or read magazines like Tiger Beat.

2) Clueless middle schoolers who frequently have the logo plastered across their flat chests. The older siblings or baby-sitters of definition #1.

3) People who make fun of the above people. May or may not wear Abercrombie or Hollister clothes.

1) "Look at my new Ambercrombie destroyed skirt, guyz!!" says nine-year-old Jackie as her fifty dollar denim skirt embellished with a raw edged hem, blown-out holes, paint splatter, moose embroidery, and subtle fading hangs off her hips.

2) As cool as can be, seventh-grade Derrek swaggers about the hallways donning a green plaid fourty-five dollar button-up. The artfully rolled-up sleeves suggests that they were purchased a mere two days ago on a shopping expedition with Mom.

3) "Oh my gawsh, I lovez Ambercrombie!!!!!11"

ambercrombie by lil ya May 3, 2009

Abercrombie's Hitch 

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.

Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.

Abercrombie's Hitch by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.

Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?

Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013

Team Abercrombie 

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist

yo son, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.

Team Abercrombie by Miss Parker, mmhmm September 20, 2006

Abercrombie and Fitch 

You're nothing if you're not Perfect...

First off, I used to work as an in store model in the London store of Abercrombie and Fitch. I didn't go for the job because i loved the store or the clothes(actually i'd never even been in!), i got scouted and thought i'd have a go as i need some extra money. At the interveiw/casting we had our pictures taken and then sat in a group and were asked questions. One of which was "why do you think diversity is important in the work place?"i answered the question and didn't give it another thought until I got the job and went for the training day. We sat in a small room waiting to start and i look around. Every single girl in the room was over 5'8", thin and gorgeous. Every guy was muscular tanned and very attractive. As the day went on and the rules came out it got more and more clear that they didn't want even the tinest bit of diversity. They have a mold and the expect you to stick to it. Everyday before you work you are checked by the "visual" team. If they deem you unfit to take the floor, you get put in the stock room underground. I completely agree with some of the people saying "it's just a store! let people wear what they want!" but at the end of the day it's not. It's a brand image that makes kids believe you're nothing if you're not perfect.

Abercrombie and Fitch by Cassie A July 4, 2009