Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.

I did a Dirty Morton.

by Beeg nene May 17, 2020

A Dirty Morton

A dirty Morton is someone that is fat, useless and jobless.

Wow that guy other there does nothing he’s such a dirty Morton

by ShugokiBoy66 April 8, 2020