A Dirty Morton

A dirty Morton is someone that is fat, useless and jobless.
Wow that guy other there does nothing he’s such a dirty Morton
by ShugokiBoy66 April 8, 2020
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Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.
I did a Dirty Morton.
by Beeg nene May 18, 2020
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