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Zzaps, a name often given to people with mental problems. These sorts of people have been known to commit extreme acts of obscenities upon themselves and on other people, in way of abuse and self mutilation.
A real life sick-o, to be avoided at all costs.
Person: zaaps what have you done?!?!
Zzaps: I've torn myself another asshole! Avo0ts!
Person: why they hell.....?
Zzaps: so i can spend less time shitting, more time grinding!
Person: /ignore
Zzaps by WTFFTWBBQHACKZORONEON!!111 January 31, 2006
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The most popular Commodore 64 game review magazine.
Sell my Zzap64 collection coz you can get the scanned images on CD - you out of your head?
zzap64 by EvilCensor November 30, 2005
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The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet.
Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend.
zzaped by whomod April 4, 2009
shoes (Spanish: zapatos)
Sold in a zapateria /zap-uh-TEER-ee-uh/ (Spanish: zapatería)
Just lemme get my zaps and we'll go.
I never wear zaps in the house.
zaps by zZigzZag November 5, 2005

the zaps 

A bizarre and extremely uncomfortable sensation of constant electric buzzing in the head after discontinuing certain antidepressant drugs. Can be very persistent and may be related to epilepsy.
Lexapro did wonders for me, but then I had to skip a few days between prescription refills... then, the zaps...
the zaps by Lady Csyde November 22, 2006

Zaps and Smiley's 

Noun; Sexual relations, Rough Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex
"Hey babe, can I get some Zaps and Smiley's?"
Lines of cocaine.

When you rip a line you feel a ZAP
Yo wanna go rip some zaps in the bathroom real quick?
Zaps by Dejo October 23, 2020
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