zzap

The sound made when a woman falls butt first into a toilet without a seat.

She squealed as she went zzap into the toilet late that night.

by Drysdale May 4, 2005

zzap64

The most popular Commodore 64 game review magazine.

Sell my Zzap64 collection coz you can get the scanned images on CD - you out of your head?

by EvilCensor November 30, 2005

zzaped

The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet.

Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend.

by whomod April 4, 2009

Zzaps

Zzaps, a name often given to people with mental problems. These sorts of people have been known to commit extreme acts of obscenities upon themselves and on other people, in way of abuse and self mutilation.
A real life sick-o, to be avoided at all costs.

Person: zaaps what have you done?!?!
Zzaps: I've torn myself another asshole! Avo0ts!
Person: why they hell.....?
Zzaps: so i can spend less time shitting, more time grinding!
Person: /ignore

by WTFFTWBBQHACKZORONEON!!111 January 31, 2006

Zzapster

Synonym for Fat.

Meaning: retarded,annoying and someone that doesn't go outside.

Dude that guy is a zzapster bro i swear he doesnt do nothing in his life

by extendn April 25, 2022

Zzapster

Inexplicable sub species of the male geno type extremely weak and has no skills other then dodging social interaction, Virgin cursed from birth with an extreme Illness to Uv rays and grass.

Hey bro do you know Zzapster

by Sigmachadtrap August 28, 2022