Zomid

A lifeless young child in online games like Roblox. They do not know how to type or do not speak often. When trapped, they do nothing until they get bored of being in the game. Does not respond to bullying. Very noobish and will do the same thing over and over when incorrect and quits after about 20 times of the same attempt.

In the online game Roblox, many small children play roleplaying Games. Here is the story of AirPaco, an awesome person.

AirPaco: Die little zomid!
Zomid: Hello!
AirPaco: Haha! Traped u!
Zomid: Hello!
(Here the zomid is sitting in the same spot, watching the enviornment change but doesnt relize he is trapped)

Zomid by AirPaco February 16, 2010

Zoidberger 

Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.

Zoidberger by ship_fan June 15, 2021

Dr. Zoidberg 

The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.

"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"

Dr. Zoidberg by Noah May 23, 2003

Zomed 

To pirate something. That being a video game, movie, or some other intellectual property that is normally purchased.

"Hey Kyle just Zomed Call of Duty 4"
"Why'd he do that?"
"He said it's too expensive"

Zomed by BigFloppa November 10, 2020

Zoidberg 

Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show Futurama, known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "w00p w00p w00p w00p" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to Bender in hilarity.

(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."

Zoidberg by Alhadis July 29, 2008

Dr. Zoidberg 

The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.

I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.

Dr. Zoidberg by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Zombidextrous 

Zombidextrious: wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.

Poor Sean, keeps dropping things of late last night. I handed him a cup of coffee and he tried to pick it up like a fork lift- spilled it all down his pants. He went from being a left handed bloke to zombidextrous.

Zombidextrous by Teresa Marovich January 29, 2009