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Zombot

Someone that used to be a person untill they gave up human interaction for interaction through digital means.

Signs often include but are not limited to:
1.Tuhxting-Holding out the zombie word 'uh' while typing a text or social networking to postpone live conversation
2.Speaking fluent Digibonics- short acronym talk
3.Wifilence-Communicating an entire day without using your vocal chords.
4.To Robodrive- Tripping, bumping, or hitting something while texting

5.Googleheimers-Being late for anything because you were on a social network site
6.Having Pokitsons-Mindlessly poking someone for weeks on end
7.To Twitterbate- rapid conversation through any social network
8.Anyone that is Facebook Hot only
9.Commiting Flickrape- Getting turned on from looking at someones photos
10.Having a Zompossie-the 20+ friends that are completely unknown to the user

This phenomenon combines the zombie apocalypse with that of the robotic revolution, the worst and most deadly combination. However, this can be prevented through raising awareness and constant vigilance, or by smashing a Zombot's electronics and a single bullet though the head.
Boy: "I Love You"

Girl: "uhhhhhhhhh....sorry I didnt hear you, what?"

Boy: "This isn't going to work, I don't date Zombots"
by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
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Zogbot

ZOG is an acronym for Zionist Occupied Government,and bot is an abbreviated form of robot. A Zogbot is someone who serves in ZOG'S police force or military.
Zogbots have totally destroyed Iraq in the name of Israel.

Zogbots won't hesitate to kill American citizens if commanded to do so by their Zionist Jew masters.

That useless zogbot pulled me over for doing 35 in a 30mph zone; he must be too afraid to go into cracktown and take down real criminals.
by Dreglord February 8, 2008
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zomboni

a pretend hockey fan who joins mob set on creating a zombie riot outside stadium where Stanley Cup final game is played
I left my car parked downtown on game night, and zombonies got it!
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Project Zomboid

Walking Dead but Epic.

Definition:
Project Zomboid is the ultimate in zombie survival. Alone or in MP: you loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish in a struggle to survive. A hardcore RPG skillset, a vast map, a massively customisable sandbox and a cute tutorial raccoon await the unwary. So how will you die? All it takes is a bite…

NOW WITH VEHICLES!
A: What's up?
B: GAMING Project Zomboid
A: Zombie
by Project Zomboid Gamer August 6, 2021
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zombocom

At ZOMBOCOM, the only limit is yourself.
by This Is Zombocom June 28, 2008
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Zomborgini

Legendary Italian inventor of zombie cyborgs, i.e. zomborgs.
Mama Mia! Dotore Zomborgini make-a da zomborgignere! They eat-a mi mama! Now who-a gonna make-a me da meat-a-ball-a's?
by Sky Commander Winkie July 3, 2017
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Zombitute

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.
I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.
by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009
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